Story... :]

One lady was rushed to the ICU of a hospital. Once there, she was called 'near death', which is a pre-coma, and in this statemet with God:


- What is it? - Asked the Creator - I died?

- No. By my calculations you will die 43 years from now, 8 months,9 days and 16 hours - said God

Returning to himself, reflecting how much time had to live, decided to stay right there at the hospital and made a liposuction,a plastic restoration of the breasts, face lift, nose correction, correction in the belly, took out all the excesses, wrinkles and everything else that could move to stay youthful and beautiful.

After a few days of his discharge, to go outside, something cametoward him at high speed and hit him killing him instantly.
When you find yourself back to God, she asked angrily:

- Oh, Lord. You told me I had over 43 years of life. Why died afterspending all that plastic surgery !!???
And God came to it as well, and looking her straight in the eyes, answered:

- Darling ...
I did not recognize !!!!!
 
Te - Hee
XOXO - Ingry Menegardo ( Ingrid Menegardo ) ;)